My old fucking ball mouse (13 years old) fucking died on me. I am pissed off, cos this mouse was very sweet to use.

To make matters worse, I swapped a spare usb laser mouse for the ps2 ball mouse on the misses pc, and then the bitch starts firing up at me cos she fucking cant sit in her fucking loungue chair anymore and control the pc when viewing tv eps through tv cos the usb mouse didnt have an extention like the ps2 mouse had.

Now she wants the fucker back, well fuck her (god damm well wish someone would).

Who fucking cares, you buggah...

And now she isnt talking to me (That isnt a complaint by the way).

And to top it all off, the step-son comes forth with a usb-ps2 adapter so she can use the extention cable (yeah the fucking useless step-son that grouches and grumbles his way through life doing fuckall, playing his pc all day, bludging on the unemployment system here). So he get's in her goodie two shoes book and I still dont get spoken to (Oh I said that wasnt an issue, didnt I).

Give the wife your current computer, build a better, faster motherfucker move it to a private room, put in the largest pair of drives you can get, and visit the porno world, Just like our GTG Hero Swede did, look at how much it mellowed his Swedish ass down, lmao Now he is not only a Golf God on not just one but 2 ladders, He is much more relaxed, you just have to view his current win streaks to know that his porno has served him well

As a matter of fact I am in the middle of building my own jismastic system so I can compete with the commie bastage.

Serenity Now, Serenity Now lmao

P.S To my last post shoot the dam stepson the troublemaking commie bastage

Fk yeah, I'm a GTG God. Finally you fucking commies get it. I'm the greatest of all time, my dick even looks like a bent 5wood. And yeah, it's all thanks to the porn downloads. I have 45 TeraBytes of porn on my computer (not to mention my sore dick) and a day can't go by before I'm like a toothless dog in a pile of bones, just vulture in my porn collection. And your stepson is lame, PT.
Hail the Swede.

Its not my stepson, you bastage I shot him years ago!

Well the bastage Step-son gained more browie fucking points today. The missus was taking a bowl out of the microwave and it was obviously hot and she dropped it on her leg. Hot pasta from knee to foot. Step-son scored the fucking browie points cos he just so happened to have pored himself a glass of cold water and when he saw it happen, he threw the water over his mum's leg. She thanked him profusely. I later took her to hospital for some treatment. She is limping slightly now, so I've loaned her my walking stick (old fart I am).

And what makes it worse, when she now tells the story of this to her froends, does she include the ten minutes of me running water down her leg before I took her to hotpital......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. She only remembers and tells friends of her son throwing the glass of cold water on her leg. ffs